Now, on Tuesday I went to an Open mic at Peace Of Mind Pub and Eatery in Indy Hosted by Januarie York. A poet got up on stage and said she went to speak at a school where a young girl told her that:
"I don't need a college education, because when I grow up I'm goign to be a basketball wife."
What I wanted to say was...
-- Quote by Ochocinco, but said in my "Dre" from The League voice
"I don't need a college education because when I grow up I'm going to be a gold digger."
"Just look good honey and a man will take care of you!"
Now I know people with common sense will not see a problem with my rant one wanting to be a basketball wife...
"I mean, it does pay nice, and if you don't complain or fight, you might be set for the rest of your life, but what if... I mean, what if he get's hurt? Or what if his skill level is subpar with dirt? Then what? You move on from basketball to baseball, then baseball to football, then football to hockey, til you've realized you've waisted your entire life and you have to show for it is, the glorified title of EX-WIFE! "
-- Line from the poem "StarDumb"